24 Movie

Coming this fall, Jack Bauer movie! This good news almost offsets the Steve Stone news, which I can't discuss here without saying things I will definitely regret later. Plus, I just don't need to get all riled up. So, lets focus on the good news: Jack Bauer!

Strike Victim

Dear Jack Bauer-

I found out yesterday that you will not be returning to fight terrorists and assorted family members until January of 2009. Oh Jack Bauer! What will I do without you? I know it will save me immeasurable amounts of stress on Monday nights, probably add years to my life, and in general give me one more reason to not be tied to the television. Still... I will miss you Jack Bauer. I will miss the torture and the senseless killings. I will miss the ridiculous amount of traitors that work within our own intelligence community and government. I will miss seeing your family and/or loved ones punished because of the endless amount of enemies you've made over the years, all of whom have sworn vendetta against you. I will miss Chloe and her superhuman computer abilities, and I will miss the ticking red clock. I will even miss "Viewer Discretion is Advised."

I will miss what could have been:


We will wait with baited breath for you Jack Bauer. Until that day...