Dan Begins New Tradition

On Saturday June 3 a new Erickson family tradition was born. For the first time on this day, and on every June 3 to follow, Dan turned 29 years old. Falling back on the old “Head of House” axiom, Dan was able to both invent this new family tradition and insist upon its implementation. However, the annual rite was met with some resistance by Dan’s Mom, who

insists that she would not have turned 50 if she knew that Dan never had to turn 30. Nancy is also under the impression that she will not have to turn 30, but as she has yet to turn 28, she is ineligible to get in on the ground floor of this exciting opportunity.